Hey, long time no see, I wasn't planning comming back but when I saw the piece of shit Activision did to Modern Warfare 3, I had to talk about it, oh and I saw that this app added some things that can help to format a review so I'll use it.
[Spoiler warning but still, I don't think you'd want to play this game]
👍 Pros:
-Nothing is good in this game, even saying this game is mediocre is a compliment.
Ladies and gentlemen, UNO is not a game. UNO is an experience.
UNO is life, yet it is also death. It is the light at the end of the tunnel, yet it is also the darkness. It is the applause at the end of the play, but also the cold rejection of a beautiful woman.
I was in the shower washing suds off my girthy chest when suddenly, I heard someone shouting. I immediately drew back the shower curtains and I leaped out, like a frog escaping a pit of boiling, frothing water. Who could be shouting so late, against the indomitable silence of the night? It sounded like it came from my bedroom, where I thought nobody else had entered for years. Something was wrong.
- UNO!™
That's everything for now. Start a new game?
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