The hardest but funniest game you will ever play!
Jump over quick-moving beds and aim your stinky turds on them to win Mega Pints of your favorite grape beverage in this fast-paced and EXTREMELY challenging game that will have you rolling on the floor laughing your butt cheeks off while breaking your phone in frustration!
A Mega Pint? YES!
Play in a beautiful and quirky Los Angeles penthouse as a generic character named Anger Hurd who gets so mad at times that she lays turds on other peopleâs beds to make herself feel better (please donât try this at home!).
Now you too can feel better at any time with no mess, stink, or career-ending guilt! But fair warning, this game is harder than Flappy Bird because laying turds on beds should never be easy!
The more of Hurdâs turds you lay, the more mega pints you win. But make sure you donât skip any real beds, touch the beds, or miss with your turds or you will instantly lose! And donât lay turds on the waterbed or theyâll bounce right off and hit the floor. Lucky for you, theyâre easy to spot since theyâre the only beds that are the color amber. Heard of being guilty until proven innocent? Just blame the dog!
Hurdâs Turds is so simple that even a one-handed monkey could play it! Tap your screen once to jump. Hold down your tap to jump higher. Let go and tap the screen a second time while in the air to lay a turd. Thatâs it! But you have to time your turds JUST RIGHT to make sure you donât touch the beds while also making sure your turds actually land on the bed and not on the floor, and the beds never stop coming! Itâs MUCH harder than it sounds, especially since the beds and the spaces between them are randomized and the beds are of different sizes and heights!
So unless you have experience laying turds on beds, this is going to be the hardest game you ever play! But once you get the hang of it with a little practice, it will get a bit easier (but never easy)!
Register to compete in the global Hurdâs Turds Leaderboard for most Mega Pints! Hard does not mean impossible as the current all-time highest score on the global Leaderboard is 27 turds successfully laid (27 Mega Pints won), so don't give up and keep it at to best all your family and friends!
Upgrade to remove all ads, view the most Mega of all Mega Pints, and to unlock a soundboard of all of Hurdâs stinky farts so that you can play them anywhere, anytime!
What are you waiting for? Laying turds has never been more difficult, yet more satisfying, so click that INSTALL button and let it rain turds!
How many Mega Pints can YOU win?