my beautiful cultist simulator review will start with...
I GOT KILLED BY MY OWN ELDRITCH GIRLFRIEND (bruh)
;-; very cool... (just saying, but i actually played more than 2.7 hours... i think i played it for two days straight because i didn't have wifi that week...also here's a good tip, and also a list of words so that you can understand this game complexity...)
pleas be aware that this game is one about exploration and mastering your own way too win, wich can be achieved in a lotta diferent ways... like being gud at the game etc...
anyway
list of l'e words:
legacy: is a job... literally, in the first new game you will get the job "the aspirant" wich is mostly used for tutorial... wich you will probably skip because who cares? (and immediately die because the detective was a pro in getting your bogos binted)
if you dont ike the starting default legacy "the aspirant" you can die of hunger, death, sickness and decriptude, and you get tree new legacies choices, the first one from right to left probably will be the physician wich is a doctor, a random legacy ais the second Middle one... and the last wich is a good starting job is the "bright young one" wich can be resumed into tony stark if his dad died of sickness rather than murder... (wich i think in this context of the game would probably be just not being able to pay his soul rent to Cthulhu ..)
you have lost of money with this starting class wich i beg of you: ;-; try to not lose everything...
after working in your ddds company until he dies of unknown causes you can then be able to do other things things, wich are in the order
1- work: [i forgot this icon.wav] to get some bitches (or money... to get more birches)
2- dream: [cloud icon] you can dream, or simply visit the kingdom of dreams... ps this isn't kingdom hearts 4 dlc man... you can also regenerate damaged heart cards by putting then there with a vitality or money card...
3- study:[lamp icon] you can study the ways of doing your mother (you can also train the ways of doing your dad)
3- time passes: [sand clock icon] the only one that can help you, is yourself. from now on time will pass and you will need money cards to pay your rent to the twitch streamer belle Delphine EVERY DUCKING 1,3 MINUTES if you don't have money... welp you guess it, not being able to help your thot girl is gonna kill you, in two ways probably... sickness or hunger... anyway everytime you die you will have to chose 3 different legacies again, it's permadeath :)
4- exploration: to recruit mobs, to encounter shrines and locations wich are gonna TRUCK-KUN your mobs into clichê isekai harem mangas... wich is bad for you, and for your poor hirelings...
5- talk: you can now talk to your own rival, so that he can now your location and nuke it until your ELDRITCH girlfriend is ded :), very cool.
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;-; there's random temporary actions that happen "randomly" after certain actions happen... like being horny for a partnes after some time passes, or literally being almost killed for having too much dread nor fascination cards (wich in mostly cases is FATAL) wich in order can be cured with happy (it's another name for it but i forgor) and fleeting reminiscence cards...
i got distracted by this shitpost compilation about fanf characters saying random words like COCK??? BOOBS??? PERSONALITY ??? WOMEN??? PLOT REVELANCE??? 87???? BATERIES??? wwhile making 👁️ 👄 👁️ faces....
so now my motivation to finish this has ben bogos binted...
anyway...
have a good day if've you read all this too the end... thanks, have a good day, bye...
imma sleep now.
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